haha, mevrouw mag ik even onder uw rok kijken?..

Lift With Your Crotch...

According to recent news, women are consistently more likely to steal than men, and with new tactics. Did you know about Crotch Walking? Taken directly from Associated Content.com: Shoplifting Statistics and Tactics explains it as, “Crotch walking is a theft tactic that is cleverly performed by women. They simply wear a full dress or skirt into the store, place an item between their thighs, and walk out of the business like it is any other normal shopping day. Women with stronger thighs have been known to shoplift larger ticket items like electronics.” To think I could have been using my "stronger thighs" to simply carry things, all these years.